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Astrocat

10/14/2015

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Hola! I am Astrocat and I'm the first cat astronaut. I travel between planets on my cat rocket and I have soft black fur and lime green eyes. Today I am going to Venus to see if there are any cats or annoying humans there. Maybe I'll find my potato. I left my potato in space one day and I can't find it. One day I want to try wearing colored contacts.
         Anyway, here I go! My cat rocket only took 6.8 seconds to get here from Earth. It's my favorite invention of mine. I'm here and I slowly put on my astronaut suit. I put special gel on my tail so it won't freeze. I start walking around. This is a lot more boring than I thought. I see nothing interesting. Suddenly my potato comes over! POTATO!, I scream. Where have you been! Potato always has the exact same expression. Long, thin mouth squeezed into a smile with large black eyes and no nose at all. I pick him up and put him in my cat rocket. I decide to head back to the annoying human planet.
          I really miss my friend. When I get back home with potato I head straight to his house. When I arrive his mother is yelling at him to study while he is at the basketball hoop again. "Sup Astro", he says. "Sup dude", I say. His friend is here. I hate her because she always pets me like I'm a thing. This time though, she doesn't pet me at all. She asks me where I was and if I discovered anything. Wow, I actually like her now. Today anyway. She and In drink coffee and talk about our adventures in Earth and space. Then she says she has to leave for work at the animal shelter. All of a sudden I see a yellow haze and a genie appears. "You will die in 7 days", he says. I laugh and run away from the disturbing thing in the mist. .............
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Psychotic Picture Response    10/08/15

10/8/2015

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I am walking to work and a helicopter flies overhead. I think everything is okay until I am lifted into the air. I fall in the deep cold ocean, but faster than usual. I look down and my trunk sweeps across my gray skin. I am an ELEPHANT!!!!!! I try to turn around but I can't. My  feet have roots coming out of them and they are attached to a giant turtle rising out of the water. It starts swimming to someplace I've never seen. We arrive at an island and a pick up a girl holding hot air balloons. She sits on top of the turtle's head. Suddenly I had a weight on my back. "Ow!" ..............not done
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Thursday Freewrite 10/01/15

10/1/2015

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I am trapped in the Bermuda Triangle, on too small a sailboat, with a dumb crew member that ate the last CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKE. The rest of the crew has disappeared... I don't know what happened, but I hear strange sounds coming from the water at night... They don't sound like seagulls. I am starting to have existential angst. It's late afternoon and I'm starting to need a snack. Too bad there's no more pancakes. I grab a Dr.Pepper from the last 6 pack on board. I am really nervous and decide to go to sleep. When I wake up the dumb crew member has disappeared too. I have to admit I'm kind of glad. I am starving so I grab another Dr.Pepper and search the boat for food. Finally, I find a half -eaten pizza. Then, out of the blue come a pack of kittens with red eyes. I scream as they attack my face. How could this get worse? I'm starting to hear the voice of my favorite radio show host. He is screaming in a fake exited voice about a radio call in contest. "This is crazy!", I shout and he says "I know it is, you can even win a sleeve of stale saltine crackers!" The kittens are  still on my face and I'm communicating telepathically. Suddenly a red and white figure appears and the kittens disappear. The figure apparently has magic powers because then it picks me up and asks what I want for Christmas. I try to escape from it's strong grip and fail. It makes some weird sounds similar to the ones I would hear every night and then slowly sinks underwater, still keeping it's grip on me. 
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9/24/2015

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Freewrite 09/24/15           (not finished)                                               Seaweed shimmers under the glassy cool translucent waves. I am 40 ft. below, exploring the shipwreck of the Senora de Atocha. My boat is

9/24/2015

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    Hello peeps! My name is Earle and I'm posting for Ms. Kelleher's 6th grade language arts class. 

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